The year is still young, full of high hopes and resolutions. We asked our practitioners what they would try it were absolutely guaranteed they would not fail?
“Wake up, attain enlightenment, finish this great work of life and death, and save all beings from suffering. I would also legalize all drugs, free all the innocent people in jail, and reform the prison system into a restorative justice-for-all system.” — Anonymous
“I would get a receptionist job at Element.” –Anonymous
“Levitation.” — Casey, massage therapist
“Skydive.” –Hal, massage therapist
“Contact Jesus Christ on a Quija Board and ask if all the stories were true. Then contact Tesla for everything and the meaning of life. Go back to the barter system.” — Ivana, receptionist
“Be an archivist at the Smithsonian.” — Jenny, massage therapist
“I would convince Trump (and his supporters – dream big, right?) to become the the beta group to Mars. I would hack and relieve U.S. student loan and medical debt.” –Jess, massage therapist
“Climb Mount Everest.” — Molly, massage therapist
“Become a trapeze artist in the circus.” — Rob, massage therapist